Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot"!!

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

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Humus. Reminds me of humus.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

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Now how did that get there?

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say, "Now how did that get there?"

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Grunt and strain real loud...

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

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Darn, this water is cold.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say "Darn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real ...

Things to do in the bathroom stall...
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

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Hmmm, I`ve never seen...

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say, "Hmmm, I`ve never seen that color before."

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Cheer and clap loudly...

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

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Say "Uh oh, I knew...

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn`t put my lips on that."

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Thing to do in the...

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"